My child is a terrorist

This will be brief because it is so gross and so scaring to my psyche.

Want to know how to make a dirty bomb? Take your child's diaper off just after you think they finished pooping. Apparently they can make it explode like a bomb, rather than just a drizzle. All over you.

The more you know. *Cue TMYK theme song*

I'm gonna go scrub my skin raw now.